Archive for July, 2007

How to lose “the guy” in ten days

Thursday, July 19th, 2007

Imagine Snow White without her usual smiling
glow. Or Princess Aurora hitting birds with her fairy godmothers’
broomsticks. Or picture out Cinderella in tuxedo getting drunk on the
royal party. Little girls of avid bedtime stories would had have then a
different idea on how to be like a woman of poise and dignity. The art
of femininity, if I may call it.

Life is not asking much of do’s and dont’s
and we don’t really have to act like a princess to be woman accepted by
society. Otherwise, Hans Christian Anderson would have been sued by
feminists long ago for his fairy stories offensive to public morale and
decency.

It is never that hard to loosen up our
masculine side as we do all have, anyway, according to psychologist
Carl Jung. I believe it only takes a few steps to rediscover the true
you. A woman of poise and dignity transformed within 10 days.

Start with what the people can see right
away. No, this does not call for Fanny Serano to do you a total
make-over. Proper posture is what it calls for. Learn not to slouch.
Walk like your in the Grammy Award’s red carpet. In the filed of human
anatomy, we woman have a different pivotal attachment of the hips than
that to the men’s, thus, giving a natural sway of the hips when walking.

Learn how to carry a dress may it be elegant
or simply your daily school uniform. And smile always. In the study of
adults of various ages, a tendency was found for subjects to mimic the
expressions of those around them. Scientists at the University of
California in San Francisco have identified nineteen different kinds of
smiles, all of which capble of communicating a pleasant message that
will often be met with a smile in return.

If you have pets at home, start cherishing
and loving them like they’re your own children. Women may differ in
attitudes but all have motherly care in nature.

Surround yourself with pleasent feminine
aromas. Air out your house and add some fragrant flowers. Five hundred
years ago, soldiers in Europe used good smelling spices to distract the
injured from their pain. Today, doctrors are experimenting on what they
call aroma therapy. It awakens our senses and the brain at a
subconscious level. Not to mention, it may remind us of our feminie
side.

And on the tenth day, you have to believe in
yourself. The ability to do anything must be accompanied by the belief
that you can do it.

You don’t have to be Snow White or Princess
Aurora or Cinderella in real life. You just to be closer this time to
your feminine side. And you’ll see, within yourself, you shall lose
"the guy" in ten days.

10 things losers do on friendster…

Monday, July 16th, 2007

ONE:

Stop posting multiple bulletins!!!

People would read your bulletin if they
really want to!

Or even stop saying, "READ ME", like I
said, people would read it if they
want to.

TWO:

To the people who have like 1,000
friends,

are you serious?

You dont know half the people!

You’re stupid.

Go play in traffic.

THREE:

Don’t ever post pictures and say

"OMG, I’m so ugly"

"OMG, I’m so fat"

because if you were,

you wouldn’t post them.

And if u do ur a f*cking idiot.

FOUR:

Nobody cares about threats over the
internet.

Don’t try to act hardcore with the
keyboard.

Fighting online is like racing in the
special olympics;

even if you win, you’re still retarded.

FIVE:

Quit crying because you’re not on
someones featured friends.

Who cares?

IT’S THEIR PROFILE!!!

NOT YOURS !!!

SIX:

Who really cares if I don’t accept you
as a friend?

MOVE ON!!!

Don’t send me another request or
message
asking

"What’s up with you not adding me?"

I don’t want you as a friend,

that’s what’s up dumbass!!!

SEVEN:

6th graders who have Friendster

and look like sluts, and act like
whores

go somewhere else because nobody

wants you here.

EIGHT:

If you have decided to read this,

you are a true Friendster Friend.

Real friends read their bulletins.

NINE:

I say you go and pass this on

and maybe it will finally get through
people’s brains.

TEN:

And if you open a bulletin and it says
something like

" Repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost
will rape your dog

tonight, or "some dead skinless girl is
gonna rape your mom "

QUIT BEING A DUMB A$S!!