10 things losers do on friendster…
ONE:
Stop posting multiple bulletins!!!
People would read your bulletin if they
really want to!
Or even stop saying, "READ ME", like I
said, people would read it if they
want to.
TWO:
To the people who have like 1,000
friends,
are you serious?
You dont know half the people!
You’re stupid.
Go play in traffic.
THREE:
Don’t ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I’m so ugly"
"OMG, I’m so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn’t post them.
And if u do ur a f*cking idiot.
FOUR:
Nobody cares about threats over the
internet.
Don’t try to act hardcore with the
keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the
special olympics;
even if you win, you’re still retarded.
FIVE:
Quit crying because you’re not on
someones featured friends.
Who cares?
IT’S THEIR PROFILE!!!
NOT YOURS !!!
SIX:
Who really cares if I don’t accept you
as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don’t send me another request or
message
asking
"What’s up with you not adding me?"
I don’t want you as a friend,
that’s what’s up dumbass!!!
SEVEN:
6th graders who have Friendster
and look like sluts, and act like
whores
go somewhere else because nobody
wants you here.
EIGHT:
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true Friendster Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.
NINE:
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through
people’s brains.
TEN:
And if you open a bulletin and it says
something like
" Repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost
will rape your dog
tonight, or "some dead skinless girl is
gonna rape your mom "
QUIT BEING A DUMB A$S!!
